Post by Dakota Grappler on Feb 19, 2003 9:38:27 GMT -5
I thought this was good, and crazy... If you Know Bert Gums this could only come from him.. READ
By Bert Gums
Its time to take out the magic Steinwand and Vetter the storm, I hope you don’t get too Cross or try to make a Leier out of me. I thought I heard some Schatz next the Greenwood trees where I saw a Sparrow eating some Krumm Bitz. Perhaps, a Hunter was after some Martin or Wolf and started to Chase them into the Maresh. Maybe they were trying to Rygg up a Trapp because I heard a Bateman was Straight up the Hill and down by the Meadows there were some Workmen. I hope I wasn’t in any Dangerud because there was a Baker that came Daily to Cook some fine Vettels in their Kittleson. Please don’t pass this on because Neether of us May Knowlen if that is a fact. Don’t Bugbee the referees because that is a Gross Nowak.
All I know it takes allot of Galt, Veen you’re a Sinner because I know as a Christen that I shouldn’t Covington any thing that doesn’t belong to me. If your looking for a real Jewel come to the state wrestling tournament. Every Ressler there is hoping to get on a Roll and as sure as White and Brown I hope you had a good Trainer because you’ll be in like Flynn. I can see McCleary now the rain is gone and I wouldn’t Kidd you! So don’t Schlepp away because you’ll be treated like a King. Don’t try to Steele anything or Hyatt in the bushes, because if you’re a winner it won’t be Long and you can be Basting Simburger on the Beach. You can live high on the Hoag, but a good Sailer will be Fisher’s of men, climb Jacobs ladder, until the trumpet of Gabriel sounds again. You that have been Stavn yourselves, Stockert your shelves with Knodle, Batesole food, and Tamali. Then Foss your teeth and finally Heier a Porter to feed your Podoll. Now let the Doeling begin!!!!!!
Also found at www.dakotagrappler.com/name_that_wrestler_or_coach.htm
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By Bert Gums
Its time to take out the magic Steinwand and Vetter the storm, I hope you don’t get too Cross or try to make a Leier out of me. I thought I heard some Schatz next the Greenwood trees where I saw a Sparrow eating some Krumm Bitz. Perhaps, a Hunter was after some Martin or Wolf and started to Chase them into the Maresh. Maybe they were trying to Rygg up a Trapp because I heard a Bateman was Straight up the Hill and down by the Meadows there were some Workmen. I hope I wasn’t in any Dangerud because there was a Baker that came Daily to Cook some fine Vettels in their Kittleson. Please don’t pass this on because Neether of us May Knowlen if that is a fact. Don’t Bugbee the referees because that is a Gross Nowak.
All I know it takes allot of Galt, Veen you’re a Sinner because I know as a Christen that I shouldn’t Covington any thing that doesn’t belong to me. If your looking for a real Jewel come to the state wrestling tournament. Every Ressler there is hoping to get on a Roll and as sure as White and Brown I hope you had a good Trainer because you’ll be in like Flynn. I can see McCleary now the rain is gone and I wouldn’t Kidd you! So don’t Schlepp away because you’ll be treated like a King. Don’t try to Steele anything or Hyatt in the bushes, because if you’re a winner it won’t be Long and you can be Basting Simburger on the Beach. You can live high on the Hoag, but a good Sailer will be Fisher’s of men, climb Jacobs ladder, until the trumpet of Gabriel sounds again. You that have been Stavn yourselves, Stockert your shelves with Knodle, Batesole food, and Tamali. Then Foss your teeth and finally Heier a Porter to feed your Podoll. Now let the Doeling begin!!!!!!
Also found at www.dakotagrappler.com/name_that_wrestler_or_coach.htm
Thanks